Wednesday, February 24, 2010

5 Things I Would Do If Appointed College Basketball Czar

1. Hold a 64-team tournament with 33 at-large teams; 8 teams would meet on the Tuesday after Selection Sunday at the pod sites and play for four #13 seeds

2. Ban "Zombie Nation" and "Sandstorm" from all arenas

3. Eliminate pre-season rankings, and only institute them starting in the 2nd week of January

4. Find a way to get Mike Patrick off the air

5. Align the D-1 and NBA 3-point lines


Sum said...

I like point number one. It's genius. :-)

Anonymous said...

Amen to getting rid of Mike Patrick. He is horrible and should not be allowed to call Duke games. He is in love with coach K. But the good news is that Dan Shulman is calling the ACC championship this year. ESPN must be tired of Patrick as weel. Good call Paymon.

Paymon said...

I'd like to point out that point #1 is an adaptation of Sum's brilliant post from 3 years ago.

If we can get rid of Mike Patrick and find a way to mute Phil Simms, sports would be very enjoyable.

Anonymous said...

Give me mike Patrick over Sean mcdonough any day