With enough analysis to shake something cool at (yeah, writer's block at 11:13 pm), I decided I wanted to tackle a pressing issue. An important issue.
Which kind of person are you?
Commercial A: On Fire
Commercial B: Chinese, Sucka
Personally, I gotta go with the FIRE-man (Timberlake in a role I actually enjoyed him in).
As for you...that remains to be told.