Showing posts with label HBO. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HBO. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

InClement Weather: Season's Greetings

It's been WAAAAAY to long since I've shown my face (so to speak) via this blog...and I'm not making any apologies.

Instead, I'll pretend I never left and leave it at that.

As I type this, I have the Hangover on the TV (via DVD), a Capri Sun (resources are low), and am in the early stages of my 2-week Holiday Break (yes, I do love being a teacher right about now). Doesn't that sound like the perfect opportunity to break radio silence? Doesn't it!?!?!

So here are 5 sports-related thoughts/questions I have as we head into 2010.
And 5 pop-culture(ish) FACTS as well.
Why? Because I'm back bitches!!!!

#1. This is Your NFL Defensive MVP. (Apologies to Charles Woodson, but not Jared Allen or anyone else.)
Credit: Zimbio.com

#2. THIS was the WORST live game I ever attended. In fact, they showed THIS on one of the screens outside the beverage stand. NOT the game.

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#3. I liked this move a lot for the Yanks. This one too. This one? Not so much.

Credit: NYDailyNews.com

#4. I shouldn't have bought this jersey. How long until this one?

Credit: BleacherReport.com

#5. Where do you think HE ends up next season? How about him? I have ZERO idea, by the way.

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...Pop Culture time...

#6. THIS performance is one of the 5 best of the year. The subtle lines that only you can enjoy on DVD make it even stronger than it was upon first impression.

"Oh, you know what? Next week's no good for me... The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it's totally fine."
Credit: IGN.com

#7. This is STILL the greatest TV Comedy of all-time. Duh.

Credit: Fanpop.com

#8. Which of these shows was better? Seriously. You tell me. I can't decide! My gut says I should go with...

Credit: HBO.com

#9. Is she officially a hottie? I just don't know yet... Of course, there's no debate about HER. (Especially sans Pay-Rod).

Credit: OnlineSeats.com

#10. Go see this. NOW! NOW! DO IT! NOW! It's far and away the best movie of the year. Maybe of the last 5 years, honestly.

Credit: IMDB.com

Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

InClement Weather: Mid-Week Musings

A few musings at 10:00pm on a cold Wednesday night...


If Eric Maynor is a lock to be a 1st-round pick...I'm going to NYC for the draft. All I wanna know is: who's coming with me? Who's coming with me man!?!?
Credit: USA Today.com

...College Basketball Season Quick Hits...
1) Can somebody explain to me how 3-time player of the year winner Ralph Sampson isn't in the (meaningless) college basketball hall of fame? No capital letters needed for a hall that won't recognize one of its greatest ever.
2) How many of Michigan's Fab 5 can you still name?
3) Who you taking: '08/'09 UNC or '90/'91 UNLV?
4) Stephen Curry and Blake Griffin need to meet again in the NCAA tournament.
5) I've been waiting way too long to see "that" Wayne Chism that showed up - and then some - against Marquette. I still think he's a Jason Maxiell-type in the NBA (impact-wise).


Gotta admit I was more than a little surprise to see an NFC Pro Bowl roster sans-Abraham.
Credit: ESPN.go.com

...Pro Bowl Selection Quick Hits...
1) I'm not crying for DeAngelo Williams or Brandon Jacobs as NFC RB "snubs".
2) I'm surprised the AFC didn't vote John Lynch in again, despite not playing a snap.
3) It's Pennington then Rivers then Cassell who should be in over Favre.
4) Assante Samuel didn't deserve that nod at all.
5) Lance Briggs was extremely deserving. Ditto for James Farrior.

Can anyone - besides Pay - name this former Heisman winner?
Credit: Google Image Search (Title of the website gives it away!)

...Bowl Season Quick Hits...
1) A realistic playoff system will never work, people. How do you expect a typical fan (ex: Trojan fan) to do a quarterfinal in the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, a semi-final in the Orange Bowl in Miami, and then a final in the Superdome in New Orleans??? You don't ask them to pick 1, 2, or even worse...try and afford all 3 games. It just won't work with 8 teams. Not in our economy or anyone's.
2) You got Paterno croaking on the field or in the press box? That isn't disrespectful either. Paterno obviously wants that to be the way he goes...in twenty years.
3) The Heisman is irrelevant. Good argument though for this year, more unmemorable: Phillies as World Series Champs or Sam Bradford as Heisman Trophy winner? One word: push.
4) The "southwest" should lose their ballots next year.
5) Turner Gill didn't automatically "deserve" the job at Auburn. He's 15-22 and I'm not sold Buffalo is becoming a major "mid-major" college football team. The hiring practices at Auburn weren't pretty though.

Were Harold Perrineau (above) and myself the only two people upset to find out Michael died in last year's season finale?
Credit: EW.com

...Pop Culture Quick Hits...
1) Wednesday nights seem a little lost without Lost. (Too bad it's moving to Thursdays)
2) Anybody else miss Perfect Strangers a little too much? TGIF?
3) Seriously, it's a toss-up between Dark Knight and Wall-E for my movie of the year.
4) Jennifer Anniston has still got it. And then some...
5) Is there a better all-time network foursome than HBO's Sopranos, The Wire, Oz, & Curb Your Enthusiasm. Chicks can sub in Sex and the City, while the new millennium might sub in Entourage.

Seriously. WATCH this show.



That's twenty thoughts that I think have passed the time.
Thoughts?

I didn't think so!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Light after the Darkness in Sports...

With the Mitchell report mere hours from release, a lot of fans are sweating out how many of their beloved superstars will be named (or unnamed).

Sadly, this will likely be one of the darker days in recent sporting history.
At least as far as Major League Baseball is concerned.

Yet, even if the Mitchell Investigation only names names – and lacks true punishment outside of public contempt – it’s going to be just another sounding boom against sports.














Things haven’t been so peachy lately for more than just Dolphins fans.

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Shaun Taylor’s death, the Phins chasing 0-16, the ‘Spygate scandal, overhyped boxing pay-per-view showdowns, STEROIDS in baseball, the New York Knicks, inflated payrolls and paychecks, Bryant Gumble on the NFL Network, the nauseating pro-Brady love of Phil Simms, the sickening love John Madden has for his boo (Brett Favre), Chris Berman in general, weekly talk of cheap-shots in the NFL (Terrance Newman the latest), Greg Oden’s pre-season injury, hockey being relegated to the VS. network, the writer’s strike (repeats of primetime shows during commercials of games is NOT good), and on and on.

Point is: sports is taking more than a few shots to the body.


The knockout isn’t looming, but it’s only a few rounds away.


However, I’m taking a stand. In fact, you might say I’m protecting sports with a stiff left jab. Maybe even a right cross. Why? Because there’s still hope. Somewhere, somehow.


Let’s tackle 4 sports, at least endearing to my heart, that could be saved…


National Football League
:
Divisional-Round Playoffs
Imagine this lineup two weeks into the playoffs…
Seattle @ Green Bay (Let’s just hope Hasselbeck and the Hawks get it into OT again.)

Minnesota @ Dallas [The 6th seed rolls into Big D for a re-match with a healthy A-Pete/Taylor combo at RB.)
San Diego @ New England (Take 2 for LT, Merriman, and Norv in Foxboro against a 16-0 team.)

Pittsburgh @ Indianapolis (Take 2 for the Colts at home in the playoffs against Big Ben and Polamalu.)

Major League Baseball: Johan Santana to the Yankees, Dan Haren to the Red Sox
While the constant Yanks/Sox talk is completely overblown and overdone, if you’re going to do it…do it right. The Yanks ship Hughes/Cabrera/prospects to the Twins for the 2-time Cy Young winner. Ditto for the Sox sending Lester/Crisp/prospects to the A’s for Haren. Jacoby stays in CF at Fenway.

Here are your new rotations…
Red Sox: Josh Beckett, Curt Schilling, Dan Haren, Daisuke Matsuzake, Tim Wakefield
Yankees: Johan Santana, Chien Ming-Wang, Andy Pettite, Joba Chamberlain, Ian Kennedy

National Basketball Association
: The Heat make a playoff PUSH

Anybody else intrigued by this potential playoff matchup?

Eastern Conference:
#1. Boston vs. #8. Miami


Oh yeah, dismantle the Knicks and rebuild from scratch. Ban both owner James Dolan and Coach Thomas from MSG, too. FOREVER!


Boxing
: Free fights...sort of.

While Mayweather/Hatton proved to be more hype than hope, at least HBO’s 24/7 program is worth every penny. In fact, it’s the only reason since the Sopranos left to check out HBO (outside of The Wire, of course).

Long story short, HBO Boxing (not PPV) needs five fights:

1) Bernard Hopkins vs. Joe Calzaghe.
2) Kenny Pavlik vs. Jermaine Taylor
3) Floyd Mayweather vs. Miguel Cotto

4) Oscar De La Hoya vs. Ricky Hatton

5) Heavyweight unification: Whatever it takes.

It’s not an end-all solution, but it’s a start.


Until next time…

Saturday, May 05, 2007

The Wait is Nearly Over

As we draw closer and closer to the penultimate boxing match of the last dozen years, give-or-take, the world’s wait is almost over. Junior Middleweight Champion “Golden Boy” Oscar De La Hoya [38-4, 30 KOs] is all set to take on (insert your favorite nickname, mine is “Pretty Boy”) Floyd Mayweather, Jr. [37-0, 24 KOs].

Credit: HBO

The tagline reads like a stoic novel: the people’s champ versus the top pound-for-pound fighter in the world. Or maybe, you prefer: the baby-faced, quiet, stoic Olympic champion against the brash, arrogant, cash-wielding undefeated, self-perceived mega-superstar.

You could trade nicknames, monikers, and praise for each of the fighters for days on end. You could drool over the money too ($25-million for Oscar & $10-million for Floyd Jr.). It’s an insane amount of dough, especially for a non-heavyweight bout.

Some are already predicting this fight will be the highest-grossing non-Heavyweight Pay Per View (PPV) fight. The record was set at 1.4 million when De La Hoya lost to Tito Trinidad and the heavyweight record, probably not in serious jeopardy tonight, was at 1.99 million [Holyfield v. Tyson II: The Ear Biting]. Some say the fight may garner over $125-million, another record.

More importantly, sometime after midnight tonight, courtesy of HBO PPV, we will have a champion…for the belt and perhaps for the people.

More than any other fight in recent memory, this bout really does seem to have the world talking. Even non-boxing fans have had their interest sparked. Whether its through cover pages on ESPN, HBO’s incredibly in-depth insider series on the fight, or the barrage of commercials through various forms of media…this fight will be the major storyline from an otherwise crowded sporting weekend.

The undercard seems a promising, especially with Pilipino Rey “Boom Boom” Bautista stepping into the national spotlight with an unblemished career thus far. [You may know his fellow countryman Manny Pacquiao, perhaps #2 in the unofficial pound-for-pound rankings to Floyd Jr.]

As for the experts, they’re a little more skeptical than most boxing promoters and supporters like to admit. In fact, it’s almost impossible to spot a prediction for De La Hoya that isn’t coming from his camp, a sympathetic sportswriter just rooting for him/hating on Floyd, or those who aren’t willing to put any cash on the fight and want to take Oscar just to call it (on the small percentage he upsets Pretty Boy). Most boxing experts, or even novices, seem to plug Mayweather as the easy pick, even if the fight isn’t a breeze for Mayweather.

Whether it’s as a result of Mayweather’s bruising speed, brutal tactician-fighting style, or simply his I-can’t-lose-attitude, most experts concur Mayweather should have no real troubles in this fight. Yet, even Floyd admits he’s never had a fight quite like the six-division world champion.

What would be agreed upon by everyone from the Mayweather camp is that Floyd has awaited a fight – and a payday – like this his entire career. There’s nothing really waiting for him after this fight either (Miguel Cotto needs to take down Judah in June emphatically to have a prayer to see Floyd early next year). It wouldn’t come as a surprise, at least for a year or two, if this was Floyd’s last victory in the ring. He’d sprint into the boxing Hall of Fame with this victory and go down as one of the better fighters the sport had ever seen.

Oscar is good at retiring, just not for longer than 18-24 months. However, a re-match with Floyd (especially if he wins or its controversial, which is never absent from big-time boxing these days) may net him an indescribable amount of cash. I believe that De La Hoya would certainly retire on a hands-down victory. As for in the case of a loss, empathic or not, there are always one or two more fights left for the 33-year old superstar (especially since he is trying desperately, and succeeding more often than not, to promote his Golden Boy Promotions company).

Not since a potential Lewis/Tyson-fight (pre-incarceration) has the boxing world salivated this much for a fight to happen. If only we could’ve had it with Oscar at 26 and Floyd at 29 years old, could this have been better. Perhaps the lighting and brilliant commentary seen in Rocky Balboa might help as well.

Fortunately, the studio team [James Brown, Max Kellerman, and Lennox Lewis] is only outclassed for HBO by their in-ring trio [Jim Lampley, Larry “I HATE Mayweather” Merchant, and Emmanuel Lewis.]

I forked over the cash, amidst some other people who are at my parent’s basement enjoying the big-screen, to watch this fight. The first I’ve paid for to see Oscar since Bernard Hopkins knocked him stone-cold in the 9th-round in 2004 and the first for Floyd since the massacre he put Arturo Gatti through in 2005 (aka 6 Rounds in Hell). Don’t feel too bad for the Golden Boy though; he netted a cool $30-million for the fight. [Hopkins saw $10-million, much more than he usual $1-2.5 million per fight draw at that point.]

As for my thoughts? While I’ll root like crazy for Oscar, I know Floyd is the man to beat. I detect Oscar may even be ahead on a few score-cards early-on in the fight; yet, Floyd is too quick and too determined to lose this fight. The perceived advantages De La Hoya has with size, familiarity with the weight-class and experiences are, in fact, perceived.

Unfortunately, the fight could honestly end up being quite-lopsided if it does in fact go all 12 rounds. Although I have to admit, seeing Floyd knocked out may be a potential top 2 or 3 boxing moment in my lifetime.

Fortunately, nothing still gets me up like a big-time fight.

I’ll have brief reactions after the bout. Yet, I wonder that – as if the case in countless sporting events – the hype may end up being more fun than the moment, in this case the fight, itself. Will the hope of a modern-classic (ala this generation’s Hagler-Hearns) live up to the dreams when faced with stark reality?

Whether the question is yes, no, or maybe, it will have to wait to be answered completely.

All I want are fair scorecards and plenty of drama. Only then does boxing win.

Until next time…